Monday Journal

Feb 8, 201014 min read

Deviation Actions

Published: Feb 8, 2010

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Just Stuff
Good morning! How did everyone's weekend go? Lots of SuperBowl parties, I'm guessing. (Those of you with hangovers raise your hand! ) I went and played pool on Saturday... VERY badly I should add!! But I had fun and that's what counts, right? (And may I be forgiven for the hell I put my date through by managing to skip the white ball right off the table not just once but twice. ) I hope you all had a great weekend and have a great week ahead as well....

Love 'n hugs ~ Miriel

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I wanted to share a journal with you that has a wonderful message. It's written by photonig and the title speaks for itself:^{PLEASE READ, IT MAY JUST HELP SOMEONE.}

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My stamp by Ptollemy!!
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My stamp by colt51!!

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"Le Monde Est Beau" by ForestGirl

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I love the perspective used in this lovely, whimsical work.

Here you'll find picks from my faves that let me show off the work of some wonderfully talented people! All featured works can also be viewed in a front page slideshow.

Mature Content

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A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don't use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fuckin missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don't use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn't help mutter, "Oh fuck" The priest said, "That's it God will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!

The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish.

The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel...! No. Think of another wish."

The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy...."

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?

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