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Journal Entry: Mon May 11, 2009, 1:56 PM

"The Invitation"
The Goodwill Treaty
Celtic Moon radio
Marc Broussard



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Hello, my lovelies. I hope you all had a great weekend! I'm late posting my journal again which means that for some of you it's already tomorrow (so much for the Monday Haha's!). I'll do better next week. :nod:

dA stuff:
I'd like to apologize to anyone that was driven crazy by my name constantly popping up in their inbox over the last few days! But I am now almost all caught up on messages and my devwatch. :faint: Hopefully, I'll be able to stay on top of it now so I don't inundate you with faves & comments all at once! :blushes:

I've received wonderful dedications from some very lovely people.
:iconsomeconfettiplz: :boogie: :iconsomeconfettiplz:


Aren't they awesome? :heart: Thank you so much, my sweet friends; I just love them - and you!! :blowkiss:

A dA family member =colt51 could use your help for his son who is seriously ill. If you can find an extra dollar or two to help, that would be wonderful and so appreciated. [link]


Other stuff:
Haven't made it to the theater yet for 'Wolverine' (soon I hope!) and now I want to see Star Trek too. :D

Finished inhaling my new books which makes eight read since Thursday last week. And now I feel like I should have stretched it out longer. But I can't help it; I tend to get obsessive when I'm on a reading kick! :giggle:

And that's about it for this round! Features & funnies follow and I hope you all have a wonderful week...

Love 'n hugs ~ Miriel :iconlovecuddleplz:




"Confessions" by ~Raipun
A gorgeous work which begs the question, 'Are they each longing to trade places with the other?'































How To Impress

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked,
Bring beer.
:giggle:



Say What?

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity.
Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and ..."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size of an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching and holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and run out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"
"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!
:lmao:



A Risky Proposition

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said...

"Clean my house."
:rofl:






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:iconcsnyder:
=CSnyder May 11, 2009, 1:57:41 PM
sounds great my friend and lovely features:hug:
:iconpickyme:
=Pickyme May 11, 2009, 1:58:32 PM
Thanks for the feature! Oh and yeah.. so you love the BDB yet? LOL!! :) Who is your fav? V is mine cause well ya know wax and all! LOL

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I am the type of girl that when my feet hit the floor in the morning the devil shakes and says, " Oh Shit she is awake! " :)
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=NKVGBD May 11, 2009, 2:06:16 PM
Glad to hear you almost done =D

loved the love of the week

loved the jokes :lol:
and...see... men don't want much to be happy :p :lmao:

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" It is better to be hated for what you are
than to be loved for what you are not..."
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=Ferelwing May 11, 2009, 2:29:08 PM
:giggle: Those were perfect! :giggle:

Awesome features hon!

Trust me Star Trek ROCKED (ok, I thought so)..

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******:floating: Li :floating:*******

****:meditate: *Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. ":meditate:***
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=M-I-R-I-E-L May 11, 2009, 2:58:26 PM
Thank you, Chris! :hug:

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At this moment, there are more than 6, 770, 000, 000 people in the world.

6 billion souls - and sometimes...

....all you need is one.

:iconcsnyder:
=CSnyder May 11, 2009, 3:02:09 PM
youre welcome my friend:hug:
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=M-I-R-I-E-L May 11, 2009, 3:03:00 PM
You're welcome, hon! :hug: And I loved BDB about 2 chapters into the first one I read! But I'm reserving judgment on my fav until I've read them all but so far V is in the lead! (No ball gag though!) :lmao:

--

At this moment, there are more than 6, 770, 000, 000 people in the world.

6 billion souls - and sometimes...

....all you need is one.

:iconpickyme:
=Pickyme May 11, 2009, 3:05:52 PM
Hee Hee, Knew you were a woman after my own heart! LOL! Or.. Dirty mind that is!

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I am the type of girl that when my feet hit the floor in the morning the devil shakes and says, " Oh Shit she is awake! " :)
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=M-I-R-I-E-L May 11, 2009, 3:06:02 PM
Me too! :phew:

So glad you loved it too. :heart:

And if I got a chuckle then all's good! :giggle:

And...I think I guessed that! :flirty: :lmao:

:hug:

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At this moment, there are more than 6, 770, 000, 000 people in the world.

6 billion souls - and sometimes...

....all you need is one.

:iconblacksoliloquy:
=BlackSoliloquy May 11, 2009, 3:06:33 PM
Great features as usual, my darling!

I went to see Wolverine right after it premiered, it is made of WIN. You should run over and try to catch it as soon as you can. Off to see Star Trek this Friday, we'll exchange comments about that one laters ;) :giggle:
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